On the DL

To those who say they're on the DL,

if you're under 30 years old, it's cute (and that's giving the act the most credit).

But if you're over 30, it's about time to face the facts.

If you don't admit your love for men, you're going to hurt a lot of us,

because we are the most faithful when it comes to relationships.

So don't blame us when we start ignoring you, knowing that you can't commit to us and to yourself.

Yes we're talking behind your back, about your no shows and your dodgy nature. How you stood us up for whatever reason. We're tired of justifying for you, defending you from our doubts so we can continue to love you.

It's time to stop playing this game and take it to heart.

Be proud, be strong, be bold, be courageous.

Because we want to love and treat you like no one else has been before.